But Jennifer Aniston admits to flipping through them from time to time, despite being one of the most gossiped-about stars herself.
Not that she takes the articles seriously.
"There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing, and middle of the night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating," the actress, 42, tells Glamour regarding what tabloids lead readers to believe. "Most of it's just bull----, however entertaining."
The Horrible Bosses star – who has most recently garnered off-screen buzz thanks to her relationship with Justin Theroux, 40 – doesn't directly address her live-in beau to Glamour in the October issue, but she does allude to his best qualities.
"I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor," she says. "And awesomeness."